Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee.
Elusive seezing monkeys photographed for the first time! Elusive sneezing monkeys!
Remember those HTC Facebook phone rumors from yesterday? Mark Zuckerberg says it's just not true!
It's not just Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson! Looks like Twitter and Instagram are on the outs, too!
Does Twitter influence whether you'll get a flu shot, or does it simply map the prevalence of flu vaccinations in your area? Let's find out!
Does Google's search page look a little different? Turns out, they've been moving things around!
Oh! And you can now hand-write Google searches -- at least on phones and tablets.
Jeff Bezos, the dude guy who invented Amazon, is donating $2.5 million to support same-sex marriage in Washington State.
Apple just dropped $356 million on a security company that makes fingerprint sensor chips. What could that mean?!
Yet this guy says Amazon's Kindle Fire will be "DESTROYED" by Apple, just in time for Christmas!
Ever wonder what your favorite superheroes would look like as manatees? Well, wonder no more!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.